The end of the world

Hoops and i decided today that if she dies i will end up killing myself and then we could have a double wedding but between me and her both in a casket everyone there would kill themselves and it would end up resulting in the everybody comitting suicide.. being the end of the world so it is a good thing she has not been beheaded this week.... Then we decided that if i die she is going to show up in a neon colored happy shirt and a party hat and i will show up with a crown for hers..... and i will be holding a fork, but then she pointed out that sporks are way better so it will be a spork that i will be holding.